Bio

I always wanted to be a writer. Stories, songs, poems—I do all that stuff. But to pay the bills, I like to write ads.

Believe me, it beats teaching English, or being one of those annoying guys knocking on your door to sell solar panels. Oh, and cleaning trash cans. I did that too.

While these jobs all sucked—they did teach me to think on my feet, stay cool under pressure, and find creative ways to grab your attention.

So, what can I do for you?